


Unicorn MeatDeep in the monster haunted backwoods, Sunny Smiles Unicorn Farm lies in ruin. The overseers vanished months ago. Gangs of feral children lurk in the shadows of a vast blood stained factory. Knife season has come. Food is running out. Some rough beast slouches towards Bethlehem to be born. Unicorn Meat is a southern gothic horror adventure inspired by LISA the Painful, True Detective, and Lord of the Flies, set in the decaying ruins of the last
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