Dickless Zombies (Blu-ray)

Marsoni

M251S

$17.00

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Dickless Zombies (Blu-ray)Don't forget to wear your apoca lipstick In this parody of post apocalyptic movies, people who become too indoctrinated join the horde of zombies that have collapsed societies. Why are they dickless? That is because adults have become so fearful of things that do not actually cause mental harm, that any zombie that is killed must have the sexual organs removed, because the elements will destroy the clothing, and it is unthinkable that a passerbyer

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I bought this for my guest bathroom where I have some other brass items and it fits right in. Easy assembly with the supplied Allen wrench and bolt, and it comes with a cover for the bolt hole which perfectly matches the base padding material so the assembly point becomes invisible. It doesn’t have a ‘towel unroll preventer’ but I knew that when I evaluated the reasonable sale price and decided that wasn’t important for the intended use. The base is heavy and the assembled item seems very sturdy. I found it weird that this towel holder came with a plastic box containing a fork and a spoon as a ‘gift’ but this will go in my car camping cookware bag. I don’t know how the brass finish will hold up over time but for now I’m very pleased.

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Reviewed in the United States on November 17, 2025

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Rebecca Yant

Chelsea, US

★★★★★ 5

Fantastic paper towel holder!

Color: Sliver

Very sturdy, with a weighted bottom & it holds larger rolls. I put select-a-size triplet rolls on mine. It’s a nice looking one too. Compliments a stainless kitchen nicely.

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Reviewed in the United States on October 10, 2025

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Stella Ketchum

Grantham, US

★★★★★ 5

Paper towel holder

Color: Gold-aa

A very nice product which matched my fixtures perfectly. It was well packaged and easy to assemble. Excellent value for the price.

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Reviewed in the United States on May 25, 2026

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deana

Boise, US

★★★★★ 5

Beautiful gold finish

Color: Gold-aa

Perfect gold finish for our new condo kitchen.

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Reviewed in the United States on February 14, 2026

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TheInternets

Boise, US

★★★★★ 4

Nice gold paper towel holder on a budget

Color: Gold-aa

For a less expensive option I was please with the assembly and the look. It did come a little scratched but mostly in hidden spots and for the price, can’t be beat. It is not super heavy feeling though, so if you want a really solid heavy holder this might disappoint, however I like that feature since I don’t want heavy things scratching and breaking my counter or tile floor. It doesn’t wobble and I like the color so I am mostly pleased, only giving it a little less of a review because it did come a little scratched

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Reviewed in the United States on June 1, 2026