


I'll just cook FOR ALL YOU ASSHOLES | funny sarcastic soy candle
Marsoni
M251S
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Friday, May 29
I'll just cook FOR ALL YOU ASSHOLES | funny sarcastic soy candleThis is a 14 oz. soy candle. Hand poured. 100% Natural Soy Wax. Contains NO dyes, and is natural in color. All natural COTTON wicks only. No lead, no zinc. We do NOT use essential oils we use high quality candle fragrance oils, most of which are also skin safe. Choose your own fragrance from the drop down list. We use the maximum amount of high quality fragrance the wax will hold, so you will get the best hot and cold scent throw. Comes in a reusable
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