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Dick Lazer

Marsoni M251S
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Dick LazerOne laser. 5 dicks. Bring laughter with a laser pen that projects 5 penises. Shine them at your friends and enemies. Be the life of the party and prank your friends. Create a funny memory that everyone will remember. Shines 5 different funny cartoon penis images, 1 red dot laser pointer, 1 flashlight, and 1 blacklight. Comes with a USB charger so the fun never stops!
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Los Angeles, US
★★★★★ 1
One Star
Format: Hardcover
The book I received had 3 pages cut out of it.
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Reviewed in the United States on August 17, 2014
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Ghost Mutt
Grantham, US
★★★★★ 2
Not that great
Huge "The Simpsons" fan. I watched all the episodes and read a lot of the comics and enjoy most. This one however was quite boring. Turns out I'm just not a big fan of Chief Wiggum. I really enjoyed The "Homer" and "Bart" book. But not this one. Maybe if you love Wiggum you'll love it. If you're not too fond of him then I wouldn't buy it.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 28, 2013
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Justine
Louisville, US
★★★★★ 3
Good for my collection.
Format: Hardcover
This was another quick and entertaining read. This instalment wasn't as enjoyable as some of the other books but it was still good. I'm glad to have it in my collection.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 27, 2014
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Chris F
Waukegan, US
★★★★★ 5
Five Stars
Format: Hardcover
Just another good piece to add to my collection. Awesome was excited to get it.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 20, 2014
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jason slicker
Boise, US
★★★★★ 5
Five Stars
Format: Hardcover
Awesome
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Reviewed in the United States on December 15, 2014

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