


Not Forever, But For NowFrom the bestselling author of Fight Club comes a hilarious horror satire equal parts saccharine caricature and startling raunch (Kirkus Reviews) about a family of professional killers responsible for the most atrocious events in history and the young brothers that are destined to take over. Meet Otto and Cecil. Two brothers who grew up privileged in the Welsh countryside. They enjoyed watching nature shows, playing with their pet pony, impersonating
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